Rob Thomason, A Romantic History
Rob Thomason will break up with Kelly Peters later that school year by cheating on her with another girl named Kelly. (There will be a total of three Kellys in Rob’s life by the end of it). He will go on to cheat on every woman he ever dates, including a succession of six wives, each of whom is a replacement for the previous one. He will die wealthy and beloved and peaceful in his sleep at the age of seventy-one. His final thoughts will be of a very young woman (the final Kelly) that he’d already decided would become wife number seven.
Some people always are who they are.